Newsletter VS Loveletter
Come To Think Of That, The Characteristics Of An Internet Marketer Sometimes Resemble That Of A Casanova. What They Do Are Actually Quite Similar…. But In What Way?
Hmn… Since I like so many girls and can’t decide on any of them, I think I should try to pursue all of them. I don’t want to place my luck on only one girl. I want to pursue more than one girl at the same time. The more the better!
I want to send advertisement emails/newsletters to as many prospective customers as possible. Targeting more customers will definitely increase my chances of getting the sales.
And Antispam Tools Are Actually Like Guardians.
For the good of my daughter, I filter all the love letters to ensure only quality love letters reach the hands of my daughter.
Spam Databases Are Like Police Stations Which Keep The Name Lists Of Blacklisted Casanovas
Don’t worry, we have the complete name lists of Casanovas who send bad love letters to girls.
An ISP Is A Local Authority Which Takes Actions To Block Blacklisted Casanovas, With Reference To Police Stations (Spam Databases)
We check every single mail by referring to the police stations. When we see a love letter sent by a blacklisted Casanova, we will block the love letter so that it won’t reach the girls.
Ebuzzzz Is Like A Postmaster
I am the Postmaster who delivers the mails. I’ll try my best to deliver the mails to the girls but in the end, it still depends on the Local Authority, Police stations, quality of the love letters whether the love letter will reach the hands of the girls or not.